Sat 10/11/2008: Oh for pete's sake....

Category: Purchased patriotism | Posted by: dorkwhisperer
This one is sent to us by janta.
Freedom Tickler?

Words failed me on this one for a while.

Where to start...

I guess freedom fries weren't enough? What's next, "Old Glory cockrings?"

And then there is the flag aspect. Somehow I'm really REALLY sure that the people who do their best to educate about proper care and respect for the flag would agree that this is not proper display or respect.

And then there is the pickup line aspect... "Come on baby, it's your patriotic duty! Take one for the USA!"
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